Squash Club

Have you ever wanted to enhance your squash performance without the inconvenience of illegal performance enhancing substances? Do you want to look as cool as the Vice President but don’t know how? Are you squash fanatic who wants to enlighten the non-squash playing masses of the error of their ways? If you are struggling with these problems, the Squash Club has the solution for you!

For a limited time, the Squash Club is offering the following merch for sale!

	Premium Wrist Band Price: $7.50 Features Increases performance by absorbing arm sweat before reaching your hand Crafted from luxurious fabrics Promising studies suggest wearer’s cool-factor improved by 11-18%
	Deluxe Head Band Price: $10 Features Increases performance by absorbing head sweat before reaching your eyes Crafted from luxurious fabrics Promising studies suggest wearer’s cool-factor improved by 16-23%
	Limited Edition Monash University Open 2024 Mug™ Price: $15 Features Secure your piece of Monash University Squash Club history! Whopping 440ml capacity, Drink Big Not suitable for use as a hearing aid

These items are now available and can be purchased from the comfort of the club’s squash courts during weekly training sessions. The club’s merch shop will be open at the start and end of club training sessions when volunteers are available. Current payment options include cash and direct transfer to the club’s account with eftpos becoming available later. Hurry, the merch items are only available while stocks last!!